Rajarshi says:- something I found on BDC’s blog. Here’s my rendition to it.

If I were a beginning, I would be:- death
If I were a month, I would be: -December
If I were a day of the week, I would be :– Thursday
If I were a time of day, I would be: - midnightIf I were a planet, I would be:-mars
If I were a season, I would be:- autumn
If I were a sea animal, I would be:- a seal
If I were a direction, I would be:-Parallel
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be:-a rocking chair
If I were a sin, I would be:- silent
If I were a liquid, I would be:- lifeblood
If I were a fraud, I would be:- me
If I were a gem, I would be:- emerald
If I were a tree, I would be:- yew
If I were a tool, I would be –a screwdriver
If I were a flower/plant, I would be:- tulip
If I were a kind of weather, I would be:- hay devil in fall
If I were a musical instrument, I would be:- a grand piano
If I were an animal, I would be:- Tiger
If I were an emotion, I would be:- mirth
If I were a vegetable, I would be:- corn
If I were a sound, I would be:- the surreal Himalayan breeze
If I were an element, I would be:- earth
If I were a car, I would be:- a cadillac
If I were a song, I would be:- MAROONED
If I were a food, I would be:- Mooger daal (err..difficult to translate…it’s a kind of a lentil)
If I were a place, I would be:- KOLKATA
If I were a material, I would be:-linen
If I were a taste, I would be:- sour
If I were a scent, I would be:- CD
If I were a religion, I would be:- opium
If I were a sentence, I would be:- your future depends on your dreams…so go off to sleep
If I were a body part, I would be:-the eyes.
If I were a facial expression, I would be:- laughter
If I were a subject in college, I would be:- urban folk and poetry of the 60s and 70s
If I were a shape, I would be:- a straight line
If I were a quantity, I would be:- Litre
If I were a colour, I would be:-black
If I were a thing, I would be:- dust
If I were a landmass, I would be:- hawaii
If I were a book, I would be:- anne frank’s diary
If I were a monument, I would be:-the Eiffel tower
If I were an artist, I would be:- rembrand
tIf I were a collection of poems, I would be:- panorama
If I were a landscape, I would be:- green valley(shimla)
If I were a watch, I would be.- the clock tower of BITS Pilani
If I were God, I would be:- a stupid kid with a magnifying glass
If I were a vowel, I would be: U
If I were a consonant, I would be: N
If I were a formula, I would be:- e=mc square( u know what…its wrong!!!)
If I were a Science, I would be:-chemistryIf I were a theory, I would be:- a Freudian slip
If I were a famous person, I would be.:- the most famous tragic hero you can think of
If I were an electronic equipment, I would be:- a cell phone
If I were sport, I would be:-Chess
If I were a movie, I would be:- saviour
If I were a cartoon, I would be:- calvin
If I were an explorer, I would be:- cortez
If I were a scientist, I would be:- a complete formula for judgement day
If I were a relation, I would be:- an achiever
If I were a river, I would be:- Mandakini( upper part of ganga)
If I were intoxication, I would be:- making every soul listen to Marooned
If I were alone, I would be:- I am scared of spending time with myself
If I were a question, then I would be:- how the hell did I escape alive?
If I were a hobby, I would be:- numismatics
If I were a habit, I would be:- attending every lecture everyday
If I were in an atom, I would be:- a meson( DO NOT DARE TO MAKE THE MISTAKE OF ASKING ME WHAT IT IS!!!!! )
If I were an end, I would be:- an embryo
If I were you, I would be:- jealous